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Reblogged from humorous-blog, 452,711 notes, September 23, 2014

effects of having only 3 hours of sleep

after washing hands in the restroom i patiently waited for hand dryer to start. i was left puzzled why it wasn’t. i stared at the machine before realizing i was standing in front of the tissue dispenser and not the hand dryer.

1 note, September 23, 2014

  • me: why did the chicken cross the road
  • workmate: why?
  • m: to get to the idiots house
  • w: why would he go to the idiots house?
  • m: knock knock
  • w: who's there?
  • m: the ckicken
  • w: :|
  • w: the chicken's an idiot
  • m: knockity knock
  • m: chicken says it take one to know one
  • w: why are you talking with a chicken?
  • m: well he started it
  • w: how does a chicken knock anyway?
  • m: knocktogaok
  • w: :|

0 notes, September 23, 2014

  • workmate: hays, i think im high on coffe
  • me: i couldnt sleep well during lunch, was having palpitations
  • w: i feel like my brain's forcing my eyes to open
  • w: and my brain is at war with my eyes
  • m: i wanna fly into the fog that covers the horizon
  • w: you're more high
  • m: i think were on the same floor

1 note, September 23, 2014

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

Reblogged from artemisfowlstolemysoul, 686,999 notes, September 23, 2014

I’m falling into memories of you and things we used to do.

0 notes, September 23, 2014

If I could find you now things would get better.

0 notes, September 23, 2014

groggy

0 notes, September 23, 2014

alcomol:

notsomegaslowbro:

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

Diary products

this post is a train wreck

(Source: hhlil)

Reblogged from rose-tint-me, 995,730 notes, September 23, 2014

pdlcomics:

Talking Smack

pdlcomics:

Talking Smack

Reblogged from rose-tint-me, 19,186 notes, September 23, 2014

be-the-homestuck:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Where can i get one

Reblogged from rose-tint-me, 196,865 notes, September 23, 2014

cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

(Source: highonawindyhill)

Reblogged from artemisfowlstolemysoul, 969,418 notes, September 23, 2014

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Reblogged from cutenamakulit, 681 notes, September 23, 2014

excel why you not responding? :(

0 notes, September 23, 2014

hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

image

Reblogged from teamrocketing, 47,344 notes, September 23, 2014